• Socks

So Long Goodbye

$18.00
$18.00

You're terrible at goodbyes. Always have been. You either disappear without a word or drag it out until everyone's uncomfortable and wishing you'd just left already.

But here's the thing—some goodbyes deserve the drama. Some endings need to be messy and loud and final as fuck.

These socks are for those who've learned that sometimes "goodbye" isn't enough. Sometimes you need "so long and good fucking riddance."

Size
Materials

80% Cotton, 15% Nylon , 5% Spandex

WEFTGRIP™ Stitching System

Multi-machine weft knitting with reinforced shaping zones at the heel and toe—designed for pressure, built for endurance.

STAYKNIT™ Construction

Computer-controlled tension, elastic shuttle tech, and memory stitching that hold form and hug your foot over time.

MaxColor™ Pattern Control

Up to 17-color jacquard capability with computer-directed design precision—because punk’s not one-size-fits-all.

Heel+Toe Forming Tech

Shaped heel/toe structure powered by reciprocated knitting and sinker elasticity to reduce blowouts and friction wear.

Full-Circle Weft Build

Circular single-cylinder design delivers smooth, consistent loop formation for a snug fit that feels seamless.

Care

When washing, reduce fiber friction. Wash with cold water or warm water below 30 ℃. High temperatures can damage the structure of cotton fibers and exacerbate fluffy deformation.

Use neutral laundry detergent and avoid strongly alkaline soap or laundry powder to prevent fibers from becoming brittle, prone to breakage, and fluffy.

Priority should be given to choosing the "gentle mode" of the washing machine, or hand washing directly (gently press and rub, do not rub the sock surface or mouth forcefully).

Flip the socks over before washing to reduce direct friction between the outer fibers and the inner walls of the washing machine or other clothing.

Avoid washing with rough fabrics such as jeans, jackets, or clothing with zippers or buttons to prevent snagging or pulling that can cause fluffiness.

Returns & Exchanges

Walking Disaster runs on limited drops—once a design is gone, it’s gone.
That means we can’t do traditional returns or exchanges just because you changed your mind.

If something shows up damaged or defective, we’ll make it right:

  • If the item’s still in stock, we’ll replace it.
  • If it’s sold out, we’ll hook you up with store credit equal to the purchase amount so you can grab something from the next drop.
  • Make sure to check the size guide to find your perfect fit.

We stand behind what we make—because chaos shouldn’t come from your clothes.
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