{"product_id":"disaster-protocol","title":"Disaster Protocol","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou know those emergency kits people keep in their car? Flashlight, first aid, blanket — stuff you hope you never need but probably will?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis beanie is like that, except instead of preparing for disasters, you're announcing that you \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eare\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e the disaster and everyone should probably have a protocol ready.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBad hair day? Disaster protocol. Didn't sleep? Disaster protocol. Existing in public while chaotic? Activated.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is for those who've accepted they're the emergency other people need to prepare for — and have gotten very comfortable with that responsibility.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Walking Disaster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43850671554603,"sku":"WD-DISASTERPROTO-BEANIE","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0604\/4693\/3035\/files\/WD-BEANIE.jpg?v=1775597855","url":"https:\/\/walkingdisaster.com\/products\/disaster-protocol","provider":"Walking Disaster","version":"1.0","type":"link"}