


Disaster Protocol Hat
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You've never been good at blending in. Even when you tried, something always gave you away—the way you talked, the shit you laughed at, the fact that you couldn't fake interest in things that bored you.
So you stopped trying.
This hat isn't a whisper. It's a warning label. A heads-up to everyone around you that normal isn't on the menu today.
Some people wear their chaos on the inside. You? You're putting it right on your forehead where everyone can see it coming.
This hat is for those who'd rather be honest than polite. For those who've learned that the right people appreciate the warning.
PLEASE NOTE THAT THERE IS A 3-7 DAY FULFILLMENT TIME
- Orders of this item are expected to ship 3-7 business days from when the order is placed, regardless of shipping method chosen.
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Product Details
- 75% cotton
- 22% polyester
- 3% spandex

Disaster Protocol Hat






