You've never been good at blending in. Even when you tried, something always gave you away—the way you talked, the shit you laughed at, the fact that you couldn't fake interest in things that bored you.

So you stopped trying.

This hat isn't a whisper. It's a warning label. A heads-up to everyone around you that normal isn't on the menu today.

Some people wear their chaos on the inside. You? You're putting it right on your forehead where everyone can see it coming.

This hat is for those who'd rather be honest than polite. For those who've learned that the right people appreciate the warning.