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Disaster Protocol Hat

$35.00
$35.00

You've never been good at blending in. Even when you tried, something always gave you away—the way you talked, the shit you laughed at, the fact that you couldn't fake interest in things that bored you.

So you stopped trying.

This hat isn't a whisper. It's a warning label. A heads-up to everyone around you that normal isn't on the menu today.

Some people wear their chaos on the inside. You? You're putting it right on your forehead where everyone can see it coming.

This hat is for those who'd rather be honest than polite. For those who've learned that the right people appreciate the warning.
Returns & Exchanges

Walking Disaster runs on limited drops—once a design is gone, it’s gone.
That means we can’t do traditional returns or exchanges just because you changed your mind.

If something shows up damaged or defective, we’ll make it right:

  • If the item’s still in stock, we’ll replace it.
  • If it’s sold out, we’ll hook you up with store credit equal to the purchase amount so you can grab something from the next drop.
  • Make sure to check the size guide to find your perfect fit.

We stand behind what we make—because chaos shouldn’t come from your clothes.
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